when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013
Get the shit lappedmug. by alice973Listener October 27, 2011
Get the Lap Kissmug. by Foot Clayson September 8, 2005
Get the lap lobstermug. by Mix-Race Man On Road December 13, 2019
Get the Running Lapsmug. Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.
Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.
by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013
Get the Lap Dancingmug. 
by ohasif123 November 5, 2008
Get the Ball Lappingmug.