Simon loader

Can I have a Simon loader
by CDC 137 August 25, 2023
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Simon loaders

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice
by PBod August 25, 2023
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The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
by Dic Handle January 10, 2020
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Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.
by Mr vanilla wafer December 04, 2020
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Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 02, 2022
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goafer loader

A lazy ginger beard man, who loooves criminal minds, and has a hard time performing simple work tasks.
Loader the "Goafer Loader" doesn't feel like contributing at work today due to the fact series 2 episode 3 has too many twists and turns to leave the work desk.
by Monty1013 June 15, 2024
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Maine Muzzle loader

When a furry from maine forces his dick down the muzzle(mouth) of another
Furry: time to try the Maine muzzle loader on this desperate bottom.
by Gamerboysky September 24, 2024
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