some one who, despite of inefficiencies, uses the spartan laser in Halo 3 for EVERYTHING, and is a total newb
by Army Man Hascall August 19, 2008
If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
by betleyoun July 09, 2004
When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.
by storm1979 July 26, 2011
Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.
by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011
When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.
by MillerMac November 13, 2017
A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.
by Moultrup August 14, 2008
An efficient type of printer that uses a black powder that is fused onto the paper. When putting in a new toner cartridge be carefull not to breath in the powder.One toner cartidge can print up to 10,000 sheats. The most common one only print in black. Color laser printers are very expensive
This laser printer is great.
by Simulationcity September 02, 2005