Ole Kristian

Very nice gutt

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Kristian

worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything

Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian

by DJ Ar November 10, 2020

Kristian

Semi-tall dude that is good in math but bad in sociology.

Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.

by thelionking____ February 10, 2021

Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals

Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!

by Japan101 March 2, 2021

Kristian

A tender ass chopped nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , overall a great loving person but cant stop getting played , great basketball player so everything cancels out , still a great boyfriend also

Kristian js got cheated on for the 7th time

by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025

Kristian

a tender ass chopped little nigga who girlfriend cheats on him , great person overall just cant stop getting played , good as fuck at basketball so i guess everything cancels out , still ugly as shit and gets 0 bitches

Kristian got cheated on yesterday😂

by eycbcyebceyce February 13, 2025

Kristian

An unbelievably ugly being, he is positively revolting and has a disgusting odor that would scare away ANY monster under the bridge. Run if you see this hideous being, for it WILL find you if it spots you.

Person 1: Hey is that Kristian?
Person 2: *loses his soul*

by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly February 23, 2025