Kiss kiss, die bitch

The act Judas did when he slayed his best friend Jesus from the Bible

Don't blame yourself.

Kiss kiss, die bitch

by it's boba May 17, 2022

Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

platonic kiss

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.

A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."

by Neg46 August 2, 2016

kiss it better

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.

-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"

by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Kiss Iron

Telling someone to kill themselves. Refers to the placement of a gun barrel inside someone’s mouth.

A: GGEZ Y’all trash

B: Kiss Iron, loser

by ClickBaitVEVO November 14, 2022