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Kristian

Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.
Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!
by Granny54321 March 21, 2023
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Kristian

Big dick mf 💯
Keep yo bitch away from Kristian
by Bbl.bandit November 18, 2023
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Kristian Gjerstad

Kristian Gjerstad is a cool guy
by Helmax Egon February 1, 2019
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Kristian

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"
by PetroFun November 25, 2021
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Kristian

You're a kristian my guy!
by FunkyChunk13 October 28, 2020
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Kristiane

Kristiane is basic af
by Alebor19 January 10, 2019
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Kristian miller

A roughly 6ft 2 man with a weird fringe and likes football usually seen sniffing toilet seats
"Kristian miller" is a weird footballer.
by Jjpp999 June 10, 2022
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