Misunderstood group of religious people. They believe in something half of you don't. Not all are bad. Not all are drug addicts. They are very misunderstood group that nobody has the right to judge.
by noturjobtojudge September 04, 2015
by emma March 17, 2005
A religion, Juggaloism is god based. The Joker's cards relate to the different parts of god and religion and spirtitual, its like Christianity, but with wicked shit.
Idiot: Juggalos and Juggaloism is bullshit satanist religion!!!
Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
by PsychopathicRydaZ August 07, 2006
Definition by most, would be a brainwashed, drug-addicted, white trash, overweight, face-painted, dumbass loser faggot who worships ICP.
I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.
I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.
Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.
I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.
Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
guy 1: Hey look at that juggalo beating down that defenseless man.
guy 2: those people disgust me.
juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?
assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.
juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.
assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?
juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.
assaulted man: How do you know all this?
Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.
assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.
*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
guy 2: those people disgust me.
juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?
assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.
juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.
assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?
juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.
assaulted man: How do you know all this?
Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.
assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.
*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
by Dr. Cube March 25, 2008
Amazing group of people. A lot of people hate on them. But they consider themselves all family which is really cool. Juggalo's may not have a good education but they arn't dumb. Some Juggalos actually have a really good education and they're not all drugies. so quit judging. Juggalos respect everyone untill they give them a reason not to. They listen to music by ICP, Psycopathic Rydas, Dark Lotus, Violent J, Blaze Ya Dead Homie. Ect.
by Faded2Nothing4Juggalo December 18, 2013
Stereotyped standards: Goth/gangster group, nearly worship ICP, wear a lot of Hatchet gear, drink sickening amounts of Faygo, and simply don't give a fuck about anything anyone has to say (This applies to true hearted Juggalos)
Common nicknames: Ninja, Juggalo, Juggalette, Lette, Lo, etc.
Juggalos are not as horrid as most UD definitions state. Juggalos are about the family, homies, and Living life not caring what bullshit someone throws at you. Yes they drink Faygo and love ICP regardless of what a small-dicked asshole has to say about it. If Juggalos cared what people said would there be over 100,000 Juggalos in the US alone and with popularity flourishing in the UK? I'm not even a Juggalo and I'm sick of all the shit people post about them in a fit of stupidity filled rage. Honestly, the Juggalos I've met are incredibly nice and have never once judged me. So ask me to choose between a Guido (which is more acceptable by society) and a Juggalo and I'd choose the Juggalo any day. Maybe Guidos got fashion and muscle, but the Juggalos would have my back before any of those pussy ass Guidos would.
Common nicknames: Ninja, Juggalo, Juggalette, Lette, Lo, etc.
Juggalos are not as horrid as most UD definitions state. Juggalos are about the family, homies, and Living life not caring what bullshit someone throws at you. Yes they drink Faygo and love ICP regardless of what a small-dicked asshole has to say about it. If Juggalos cared what people said would there be over 100,000 Juggalos in the US alone and with popularity flourishing in the UK? I'm not even a Juggalo and I'm sick of all the shit people post about them in a fit of stupidity filled rage. Honestly, the Juggalos I've met are incredibly nice and have never once judged me. So ask me to choose between a Guido (which is more acceptable by society) and a Juggalo and I'd choose the Juggalo any day. Maybe Guidos got fashion and muscle, but the Juggalos would have my back before any of those pussy ass Guidos would.
Person A: Ew, look at that Juggalo over there.
Person B: What's wrong with the Juggalos?
Person A: I don't know, I've only heard bad things about them.
Person B: Then doesn't that kind of make you a bit prejudice? You don't know that Juggalo. They could be awesome.
*Person A and B talk to the said Juggalo*
Person A: Wow! They were really nice, a little rough around the edges... Why do people talk so much shit?
Person B: People suck, that's why. And it's probably why he's still a Juggalo.
Person B: What's wrong with the Juggalos?
Person A: I don't know, I've only heard bad things about them.
Person B: Then doesn't that kind of make you a bit prejudice? You don't know that Juggalo. They could be awesome.
*Person A and B talk to the said Juggalo*
Person A: Wow! They were really nice, a little rough around the edges... Why do people talk so much shit?
Person B: People suck, that's why. And it's probably why he's still a Juggalo.
by SocietyIsBlind December 20, 2010
1. A cult consisting of white trash kids who paint their faces like clowns and often listen to ICP and Twizted. They are often found referring to each other as "family" and their mating call is "Whooooop! Whoop!"
2. Disappointed parents.
2. Disappointed parents.
Normal Guy 1: "Yo, man! Did you see that group of Juggalos?"
Normal Guy 2: "Yeah, they smelt like shit and I bet they have some pretty disappointed parents."
Normal Guy 2: "Yeah, they smelt like shit and I bet they have some pretty disappointed parents."
by incrediblemulq November 20, 2014