Jose

A GUY WHOS SUPER GAY AND HAS A POTATO FOR A HAIRLINE AND HAS ROLLS FROM HIS NECK TO HIS STOMACH AND IS SUPER SLOW PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY
Dang that kid a JOSE over there lookin like a potato and shiii
by I only speak facts 👌 May 08, 2019
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Daddylish Mexican. (Most of the time not) plays guitar, very attractive, tall, confusing, lowkey likes you, highkey you like him, good taste of music, his ex Harambe is after you.
You: "omg here comes Daddy Jose tRigGereD!"
Friend: "papi chau"
by Awesomeballs August 30, 2016
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A Jose is a gay person that will call you a simp if you have a girlfriend or not. For example of you have a girlfriend or whatever he will call you a simp no matter what. But thats ok you just gotta move from the past and think about the future because you dont want a jose destroying your life do you?
A Jose is a gay person that will call you a simp no matter what even if you have a girlfriend or not. For example if you have a girlfriend he will call you a simp no matter what but you need to move forward no matter what
by me and stuff February 14, 2020
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by Not a bit h October 20, 2019
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A Mexican boy or man that think they are better then everyone and know everything.
I met a nice boy named Jose turns out he was a dick.
by Sadie1985 September 08, 2019
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A scam so don't date him LOL
by beautyseeker June 20, 2018
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