Consists of three band members. Nicholas Jerry Jonas;14, Joseph Adam Jonas;17,and Paul Kevin Jonas II,19. Discovered when youngest Jonas, Nicholas, recorded "A Christmas Prayer", written with his father. Columbia Records offered him a record deal after hearing the song. Joseph and Paul(goes by Kevin) asked if they could write a song with Nicholas, and they did, because they're all best friends as well as brothers. They wrote a song called Please Be Mine, and the rest is history:)
by Morgan0102 August 03, 2007
A band of 3 gay asses names Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas. Mostly girls aged 5-17 WORSHIP (I mean it) these assholes. Most of these girls have over-protective parents who wont let them listen to anything else but Disney music. Half of those parents are Soccer-moms. If you post mean things to the lovers, they will reply " You just hate them because ur jealous"
by Anti jonas March 13, 2010
A terrible boy band who almost every girl in the world is obsessed with.
Joe Jonas: A total jerk who sounds like Miley Cyrus mixed with two cats fighting. He tries to sound sexy when he sings, but in all, he fails epically at life.
Kevin Jonas: Use to have a cool hair style until he got that gay perm. Now he looks like he's a creepy 30 year old pedophile.
Nick Jonas: Because he's diabetic, all diabetic girls fall in love with him and cry because he suffers everyday. I get it. My best friend is a diabetic and she's in love with Nick, but that's not the only reason you should love him. You should love him for more reasons (if you can find any). (PS: I'm not hating on diabetics). He supposedly writes all the songs. Well, they suck. He tries to sound nice, but really he sounds like a squirrel with a sore throat.
The TV Show: Super bad acting. I just got done watching the Halloween episode with my mom and brother (I don't have power over the TV unfortunately). Kevin is the worse.
Joe Jonas: A total jerk who sounds like Miley Cyrus mixed with two cats fighting. He tries to sound sexy when he sings, but in all, he fails epically at life.
Kevin Jonas: Use to have a cool hair style until he got that gay perm. Now he looks like he's a creepy 30 year old pedophile.
Nick Jonas: Because he's diabetic, all diabetic girls fall in love with him and cry because he suffers everyday. I get it. My best friend is a diabetic and she's in love with Nick, but that's not the only reason you should love him. You should love him for more reasons (if you can find any). (PS: I'm not hating on diabetics). He supposedly writes all the songs. Well, they suck. He tries to sound nice, but really he sounds like a squirrel with a sore throat.
The TV Show: Super bad acting. I just got done watching the Halloween episode with my mom and brother (I don't have power over the TV unfortunately). Kevin is the worse.
JB fangirl: Hey! Have you seen the Jonas Brothers in concert??? THEY WERE AWESOME!
Normal girl: What the hell. You actually went to see them? They suck!
JB fangirl: NUH UH! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!!!
Normal girl: Good music? JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! -kicks JB fangirl into a dark abyss-
Normal girl: What the hell. You actually went to see them? They suck!
JB fangirl: NUH UH! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!!!
Normal girl: Good music? JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! -kicks JB fangirl into a dark abyss-
by Jenica Arcos October 17, 2009
A terrible pop rock group that consists of 3 guys; nick, the 15 year old with a that everyone wants to marry, joe, the "funny" one that has extremely large eyebrows and tans too much, and last and definitely least kevin, the 20 year old that no one likes.
Even though Nick has a relatively good voice (he doesn't use it at all though; he just screeches and whines when he "sings"), their music sucks. the jobros can't come up with anything but whining about stupid relationships. their lyrics are meaningless, the sound is unoriginal, and the videos are incredibly cheesy.
everyone will forget about these idiots in 5-8 years because by then they'll be old and disney will have found a new boyband that they can make another billion dollars off of.
Even though Nick has a relatively good voice (he doesn't use it at all though; he just screeches and whines when he "sings"), their music sucks. the jobros can't come up with anything but whining about stupid relationships. their lyrics are meaningless, the sound is unoriginal, and the videos are incredibly cheesy.
everyone will forget about these idiots in 5-8 years because by then they'll be old and disney will have found a new boyband that they can make another billion dollars off of.
obsessed idiotic 13-year old girl: omg! the jonas brothers are SOOOOO hot and talented!!! i love them!!! they're so deep!!
intelligent teenager: um, no, dude. sorry, but the jonas brothers are conformist and probably never even considered writing about anything real or important like finding your sexuality or how we can improve the world... they're self absorbed freaks. all they do is whine when they sing, nick has THE worst hair known to man, and joe looks like he's mexican he tans so much.
intelligent teenager: um, no, dude. sorry, but the jonas brothers are conformist and probably never even considered writing about anything real or important like finding your sexuality or how we can improve the world... they're self absorbed freaks. all they do is whine when they sing, nick has THE worst hair known to man, and joe looks like he's mexican he tans so much.
by nietzsche freak August 08, 2008
A band composed of Three homos, Who are claimed to be such a great band but really sound like a Five year old having a bad day on the toilet. The Show No talent on any of the insturments theyu play and in the next 2 years Disney will most likely get rid of them.
by clamburglar July 03, 2009
The new teen pop group sensation that all the teenage girls of America like. They are not known to anyone over the age of 17 because there music is corny. They do not have real voices, they lip synch all their concerts and when they do sing live, it sounds like a dying walrus. Nick Jonas, the one who dated teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is the teens heart throb. Some Miley Cyrus's fans have converted to this unfamous no talent teen pop group only because of their looks. The Jonas Brothers are unable to sing at all, and if you ask any adult their name 1 out of every 100 adults will know who they are.
The Jonas Brothers have no talent and lip synch all of their concerts.
The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.
The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.
The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
by qewgtashdgoaisdhgiawheg April 12, 2008
Jonas Brothers are some bitch ass niggas.
by StupidGoDumb September 09, 2008