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Jesus joint

A marijuana cigarette rolled with Bible pages in lieu of joint papers.
"Hey, Caleb, we should roll a joint!"

"I wish we could, Brandon, but we don't have any papers."

"Wait! I have my bible! Let's roll a Jesus joint!"

"Oh joyous day! Our afternoon is saved! Quick, I'll race ya to 1st John!"
by brandonjamesrice November 18, 2009
mugGet the Jesus jointmug.

joint session

•Meeting between the House of Reps and Senate.

Gathering of Marijuana Smokers
Man, i got a kind bud J, we gonna have a Joint Session tonight.
by Hamain Muahmmad Ocksmaed September 3, 2003
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Crack joint

When wiping your butt, a piece of the toilet paper falls off and it’s rolled up like a tiny joint. You can usually find one of these near a restroom toilet.
You know it’s time to clean the restroom floor when there are several crack joints around the toilet floor.
by Rick Clean Crack December 17, 2017
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jacket joint

The compilation of leftover bud that fell out of the baggie or multiple baggies in your pocket. Best enjoyed with a variety of bud, compiled over time. Especially flame when rolled with rainbow rolling papers.
Yo, lemme hit that jacket joint! Aw, buzz, it has lint in it.
by Ida Derbscom May 2, 2008
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Y Joint

When a woman has been double teamed to the point that the internal friction has caused her rectum and vagina to become one internal hole with two entrances, thus forming a y joint shaped orifice.
That slut has been dp'd so much she has a y joint or Jamie's mom is so tore up i heard she has a y joint
by BigDtheDestroyer February 4, 2010
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Spliff-Joint

A half-spliff, half joint. Typically rolled in a large paper, to allow for each half to be savored as a unique experience.
Does this have tobacco in it?

Nah, the first half is just weed. It's a spliff-joint.
by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011
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wolverine joint

The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.
Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"
by Spencer the human April 25, 2014
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