drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.

Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.

by ioctl April 6, 2016

King Jellyfish

The King jellyfish, also known by his Latin name, Cnidaria Rex, is a giant male jellyfish who is the ruler of all the jellyfish, along with his wife, the Queen jellyfish. He also goes under the name of ImJellyfish if he's feeling kinky

Woah! Look at King Jellyfish! He has enormous tentacles!

by anonymous9438482 March 6, 2021

Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

Dusty Jellyfish

An elderly woman's vagina.

I had some nice dusty jellyfish last night.

by Niles Jones May 2, 2010

rabid jellyfish

A person getting a BJ while jumping on a trampoline. The one giving the job gets his/her mouth full of saliva and penile fluids, and then drools it all over the male scrotum. When finished the flailing scrotum will resemble a rabid jellyfish.

Boy: Wow, grandma, that was a mean rabid jellyfish you gave me last night. It gave me so much duck butter it was hard to sleep.

Grandma: Just giving you a little taste of the 20s boy.

by Phatty_Chatty March 3, 2008

Jellyfish Sex

A form of foreplay in which one gives the male partisipant head while tugging on his pubes (jellyfish tentacles) and licking his sac (the squishy part of the jellyfish)

Mark: Dude, my girlfriend gave me glorious head last night
Rob: Duuuuuude, did she finally agree to give you jellyfish sex?
Mark: Heck yes!

by nOOms April 10, 2011

urban jellyfish

A used condom discarded within an urban setting such as a busy street or project courtyard.

Ahhh shit, the other day I slipped on an urban jellyfish lying on my stoop and almost wrecked my new dunks. Then later I seen my two pit-bulls playing tug-o-war with the same jellyfish and it snapped, the jiz was all over their face.

by John Ryan April 22, 2006