insert-pussy-ton

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

by DarthLOL February 11, 2009

The Passion of

Something you'd relate to someone who is the receiver of unimaginable torture on any scale, preferably physical pain though. Inspired by The Passion of The Christ.

The Passion of Randy Orton:
For being slammed onto a bunch of tacks on the mat; Jerry Lawler says this.

The Passion of The Snake:
For absorbing a shitload of bullets in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, as well as, if you've noticed, Snake receiving a shitload of blows, broken limbs, broken bones, and eventually a ruptured right-eye.

"Wh'else?"
-me

by Dave October 28, 2004

jacob inserts penis here

Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.

Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.

by Conz2585 November 23, 2013

(insert object) me up

When One is about to perform an act, they shall say the place/object that this involves to indicate that tehy are about to perform this task. This phrase also refers to someone asking for something.

Bathroom/french fry/homework/apple me up!

by BG Daniel May 13, 2005

Insert girl name here

insert girl name here, meaning that people on urban dictionary always describe girl names to be such sweet people, probably written by people named that and need a confidence boost. usually something like, "______" are the sweetest, best people ever they will sell their souls for you, surrender their first born child to you, amputate their kidney for you, and can cook and be basically your mother."

j: "Insert girl name here is so nice"
l:"no they are an asshole tf are you talking about"

by ilikeppandboobs April 6, 2022

Insert Name Here Crew

INH Crew was founded by Kevin Lau and Matthew Hughsam. Both are 2 sooper dooper amaaazingg dancers. Insert Name Here Crew is a crew that krumps, pops, waves, cwalk, bboy, tut, jumpstyle, shuffle, and alot more. our crew is amazing, we also have a Facebook group, thats how pro we are, we have around 1000 people reppin' us. Our Crew meetups are usually in Tdot, cos pro liek that. yeah tthats rite. jelus iz u kkthxbai.

Insert Name Here Crew is amazing!
Insert Name Here Crew can bboy, pop, wave, tut, cwalk
Insert Name Here Crew has alot of pro cwalkers in our crew liek the sooper dooper amazing pro 12k subbed iMuffinsx3

by MrKaayy June 1, 2009

"Insert Persons Full Name" Special

When a person continually fucks up at the same thing in the same way so much so that the act of fucking it up becomes known as a Special. When a another person makes the same fuck up as the originator, that act can then be known as "Insert Originators Full Name" Special.
Insult to injury is added if originator is in same room when term is used on someone.

e.g of "Insert Persons Full Name" Special.

Alan & Dave driving to another town

Alan "Jimmy always get lost driving"

Dave "Now im fucking lost"

Alan "Yeah you done a Jimmy Smith Special"

Dave "Shit"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009