inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 17, 2005

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Inverted Chinese Yo Yo

A sexual position where a man is seated and he takes a women and turns her upside down where her head is facing his dick. He then forces her to deep throat him and he then spins her around while she is deep throating him

a variation of a blowjob

I had the best inverted chinese yo yo yesterday. better than a normal blow job

by Kyle the Ginger December 28, 2009

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inverted viper

the sexual act of putting ones thumb in to the vagina of a woman and the other four fingers in to her anus.

"Jen must be a real slut, she asked Sean to pull the inverted viper on her."

by rwcjackass12345 June 30, 2009

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inverted sunglasses

The black full body garment that middle eastern women usually wear, revealing their eyes only.

- Goddesses in inverted sunglasses, at your 6, closing fast!
- I guess you are really suffering from a pussy drought...

by sheikh of dubai October 26, 2009

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inverted cannibalism

Inverted Cannibalism, is an art form of the fleshy kind, wherein, one attempts to eat one's self.

Abdulaziz Jaheed was a very naughty boy. He was imprisoned at Gauntanamo Bay. There, Abdulaziz contracted the terrible Inverted Cannibalism disease. And so, Abdulaziz ate himself to freedom.

by fellow humanoid April 13, 2014

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