Trench Knife

A female that someone dates or marries. That turns into a complete whore. Then tries to gut the individual financially. Comparable to the trench knives used in world war one. Either by marriage or child support for no reason.
Did you hear about Jake the poor guy, got caught up with a trench knife he had to sell his house and boat.
by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019
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Muddy Trench

Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.
by chzmn November 05, 2015
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Brown Trenching

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex
Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"
by HansardSD July 13, 2010
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Trench Gooch

Like trench foot, but for your gooch if you're wading around waist deep in trench water
"Oh man, catch a whiff of my trench gooch!"
by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021
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Trench FAce

Trench face occurs after at least four days of no sleep and 18 grams of mephedrone or 3 grams of NRG-1. Victims believe that the outside world is the battle of the somme and that their eyeballs have turned into penises.
Hey man your penis eyeballed anus-hole has major trench face.

dude, i havent seen you for a few days, your face is super-trenched!
by Trench-kil April 27, 2010
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Trench rat

A very hairy and cheesy vagina, with a deep camel toe, resembling a large trench rat from world war 1
I was about to have a good time with Judy last night but then saw her trench rat and puked in my mouth.
by Lilboyblue January 13, 2015
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French trench

The act of placing cheese, preferably soft cheese, into the 'trench' of your elbow and then licking or having it licked out of your trench.
He French trenched a lady on a first date using the brie from their charcuterie board.
by Deja07 August 10, 2018
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