i do not fuck

A saying for when you don't care enough to say you don't care
-shortened "I do not fucking care" because you didn't have the effort to finish talking
by Bolijah December 30, 2019
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The Fuck I Do

Another way of saying no to an extreme amount.
Bob: Do you want AIDs?
Jack: The fuck I do!
Bob: Damn..
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I want to [fuck]

In modern vernacular the most direct way of saying you have the desire to copulate. If spoken aloud, there will be no doubt about your mindset, with any person that speaks english or several other languages. The thing that every guy want's to hear from his prom date. Other SYNONYMS would include; I want to sex you up, I want to get naked,I want to do the horizontal bop, I want to make it with you, I want to make sweet love to ya woman(chef), Or the following statement which involves the same act of human copulation, however may cause erectile disfunction(ED),and therefore virtually impossible to "fill the order"; I want to have your baby.
two old guys standing at the bus stop, an extremely hot young woman, wearing a very form fitting short knit skirt and low cut knit top,saunters by the "gentlemen":
OLD GUY #1: Oy vay! I want to fuck her.
OLD GUY #2: Out of what ?
by TERRYZZ February 18, 2009
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i wanna fuck the brown mnm

A quote by the highly educated and revered Wilbur Soot. He wants to have intercourse with the Brown MnM because it's so fucking hot.
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i wanna fuck bo burnham

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"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"
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i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send
1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
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