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Honda Civic

The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a riced out piece of shit.
Honda Civics are like tampons...every pussy's got one.
by Nick D July 28, 2004
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que honda

Que Honda means in slang in south america - What up!?
a latino person woud say Que Honda Holmes?
by Jahed August 9, 2006
mugGet the que hondamug.

que hondas

que hondas means"whats up" in spanish.
guy1:que hondas ese
guy2:nuthin much homes
by finger man September 23, 2005
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Honda Whore

Anyone who drives nothing but Honda cars and thinks Hondas are the best cars ever made.
That damn Honda whore just cut me off.
by Mr. Mopar December 12, 2006
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Honda Civic

a car usually owned by a douche-y guy who is ironically over-obsessed with his POS car. may also be owned by a bear.
Eww... That guy drives a Honda Civic. Let's key it!!!
by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009
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Honda Civic

Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.
Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21" Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.

Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?

Guy 1 : Walmart

Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.
by Gbaytuner January 23, 2011
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Honda S2000

My Honda S2000 Looks WAY better than your gay ass muscle car!
by Iceman March 21, 2003
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