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Danish Hopscotch

When インデックス bounces on ya nuts in a 1-1-2-1 pattern
Gettin' some good Danish Hopscotch tonight, bro.
by Terrober July 8, 2021
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Wikipedia hopscotch

A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:

1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.

2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.

Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"

"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."

"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
by someone malignant January 22, 2025
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New Year's Hopscotch

The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.
Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"

Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
by Black7Ninja January 2, 2012
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A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.
Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.
by dumbcherub September 7, 2019
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