hobernstion

a word created by Kaela Webster, meaning to go into hobernstion, basically disappearing.

"omg eunice went into hobernstion that's why she never texted back"

by potato17 February 3, 2021

hoara

bottom.

you are so hoara

by les-bian May 18, 2021

Tivo Hoarder

A person who saves numerous television programs and/or movies to their DVR after viewing them with a small chance they will ever actually watch them again.

Chelsea is such a Tivo hoarder. Yesterday I was going through her DVR list and there was stuff from 2005 marked "save till manually erased"

My mom had to buy a second Tivo for her bedroom because her old one is still full of every sex and the city episode ever made. She's never going to watch 90% of them again but she's a Tivo hoarder.

by Pardee251 November 6, 2010

hoarding

In India, hoarding also refers to an advertising billboard. Given the big size of the billboard and because it "hoards" the attention of the audience, it is called a HOARDING. Hoardings are found in cities, on tall buildings, roadsides etc. They are the most effective way of outdoor branding and advertising. Given the size of a hoarding it is easily noticeable and leaves a lasting impression on the mind of the viewer.

WDsoft.in is an accomplished hoarding design company in pune.
Hoarding is the best outdoor advertising channel.
Hoardings tarnish the beauty of the cities.
Hoarding advertisements are overwhelming.

by WDsoft.in October 23, 2018

job-hoard

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.

job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "

by p5150 January 1, 2010

hobalob

Its when you got stuff to do but you decied to forget it and just hobalob.

Jay was going to get a job today but instead ended up grabbing a hobalob at Mike's place.

by Twanky3000 May 15, 2004

Queef Hoarder

A women who has the ability to continuously inhale air into their vaginal cavity and infuse the air with violent toxins with the ability to eliminate ear infections in many cattle. The side effects are including but not limited to: severe discharge from all orifices, excrement of third stomach, release of male organs into female petulance causing extreme irritation to the hind quarters. It is not proscribed by doctors in the United States for obvious insurance purposes, that is all. Peace to the Jews of Babylon.

"If your mom wasn't such a Queef Hoarder, Jesus never would have had to multiply so many fish and loaves of bread."

"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"

"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."

"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."

by beckmd August 16, 2009