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Heterosexual

Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual
by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023
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AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020
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Flaming heterosexual

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.
by BridgetObama April 11, 2019
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heterosexual

Binary people who are attracted to people of the opposite gender.
Heterosexual.
by Fizogobo January 31, 2025
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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Heterosexual

Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual
by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023
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Heterosexual

A person who likes the same gender to the point where they cant stand to be near the same gender are they will get hard
Bro you really are a heterosexual, stop trying to suck me
by NothingThink77 November 16, 2021
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