polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

Heterosexual

I’m obsessed with Marcus

Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual

by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023

heterosexual

Binary people who are attracted to people of the opposite gender.

Heterosexual.

by Fizogobo January 31, 2025

Heterosexual

Quinn, also known as yumstraighty.

He seems heterosexual.

by shimotohatesyou November 14, 2023

Heterosexuality

A useless way of saying that you're straight

Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality

Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...

by Kia Malifa January 16, 2023

Heterosexual

I’m obsessed with Marcus

Ex: I’m in love with you Marcus, that’s why I’m heterosexual

by 124938:!;&;7,$:$: September 5, 2023

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020