Henry

Just a forgettable guy, the only way girls remember him is if he gives them aids.

Girl 1: Hey, Do you remember henry from high school?
Girl 2: Who
Girl 3: Yeah he gave me aids
Girl 1: You too?
Girl 2: Yeah, i don't remember him

by Gunnar (The G Spot) May 19, 2018

Henry

A bitch of a boyfriend who is really a fucking asshole but is so cute so it’s a struggle if you fall for a Henry you will be lost but don’t you will probably hate your life and be confused and abused. Secretly and evil tyrant

Henry is a abusive little bitch

by Tablecloth June 7, 2019

Henry

When both legs are lifted above your head to let out a large fart. This fart will be wet and juicy and piss off your friends.

that sucks, thats how my car smells because i pulled a henry too

by cyanide14 July 4, 2010

Henry

Henry is the name a parent gives to the child they know will go no where in life. People who have the name Henry are often walking red flags. Henry's who also have a last name that end in H are the worst kind (ie: Hoover, Hooper etc)

Hey Henry is coming to the party tonight. Well Shit...

by RipePie May 30, 2022

henry

Acronym for: High earner, not rich yet

A buzzword coined in a 2003 Fortune Magazine article to refer to a segment of families earning between $250,000 and $500,000, but not having much left after taxes, schooling, housing and family costs - not to mention saving for an affluent retirement.

The credit card companies want to attract henry's as new customers, given their revenue potential.

by viper2200 September 8, 2016

Henry

An arbitrarily gay name.

Lameass:Hi guys, my name is Henry and I play the violin.

Everyone else: wow, that guy has an arbitrarily gay name, and who plays the violin these days in such an ugly vest?

by R. KEllz September 10, 2010

Henry

The coolest, nerdy, hacking genius I've ever met. either if you need a hug, help with homework, or just need to talk, he's always there for you. Henry also enjoys to speak in his own made up language.

A sentence Henry would use:

"If purple unicorns can't fly than why do sandwiches contain pickles?"

by Splashy1226 March 11, 2015