heavy metal

music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".

researcher: what heavy metal would you recommend?
Doug: i think i'm gonna go with osmium.

by wokeup2this July 16, 2022

Heavy metal

A big gun.

*group of people showing each other their firearms, someone shows a small revolver to the group*

“That’s cute, I see you fuck with pop but what you know about heavy metal?”

*displays a Mac 10*

by Cuuussshhh January 09, 2024

Heavy Metal

The best damn thing you’ll ever hear

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy

by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021

Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!? " :O

by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021

HEAVY METAL FROGGING

Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.

Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!

by 666blxck October 22, 2023

Heavy Metal Butterfly

A term of endearment used by hick felons with penis envy for their slutty rebound skanks that suffer from low self esteem and Bi-polor disorder.

Girl #1. "So I heard Brandon is cheating on his wife again!"
Girl #2. "With who?"
Girl #1. "With some heavy metal butterfly he met in an Exxon bathroom while selling crack."

by Pochino August 14, 2008