hanjihasmyheart

somebody who is obsessed with someone(specifically @ilovetunasandwiches).they would do anything for them.

"did you see the way mary looked at joseph.such a hanjihasmyheart.

by notilovetunasandwiches June 5, 2021

Hanukkah Head

The act of giving or receiving head from a spouse or partner all 8 nights of Hanukkah. On the final night your partner MUST swallow no exceptions.

Ethan: what did you get for Hanukkah this year?
Jeff: I’m not getting anything from Julia this year since she is participating in Hanukkah head.

Ethan: That’s sweet wish I had someone to do that with

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut November 29, 2021

hanjukim

1.A person who is sexually attractive, attractive, or exciting
2.

She’s so hanjukim… OMG I think Im getting a little horny..

He looks so hanjukim in jeans.

by Ontly Dictionary November 17, 2022

honey handjob

honey handjob is to give a handjob with honey as a lubricant

my wife gave me a honey handjob

by ramknighter April 26, 2014

silky handjob

When a handjob is given with a hand(s) that is resembling silk, especially in being soft, fine, and lustrous. Often lubricant is used to achieve the silky sensation for the male. Considered to to be a premium handjob since there is low risk of chafing or penial discomfort that may occur with a more common dry handjob.

Since they couldn't have sex, Tamara decided to spring for some water based lube and gave Barry a silky handjob to make their anniversary celebration special.

by akellz December 8, 2016

Hitler Handjob

A Hitler Handjob is when you receive a very bad hand job,

Last night she gave a right Hitler Handjob

by Sneak952 January 28, 2017

salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017