An absolute gaylord. He will do anything possible to suck your dick. Hes pretty nice and if you are the lucky guy to recieve attention from him then know he is loyal and committed to your relationship.
He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
He WILL suck tour dick
He frequents in activities such as watching jojo and moderating r/dankmemes
by Blabalabalak January 25, 2020
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden is very hyper. Has he alot of "friends" that are girls even though he already has a girlfriend. He loves to slap thighs until it forms into a rash then he slaps harder. He thinks he is very funny but his friends couldnt be more serious. You have to be careful what you say around him or else he will not understand. He thinks he is super "hot" and can attract all the girls just because 1 girl liked him. He loves to touch other girls butts but not really his girlfriend's butt. He loves playing nerf guns
by Hiiiiii_3972929 January 10, 2020
Get the Haydenmug. by Bang gang 69 April 28, 2020
Get the Haydenmug. A loser with loser friends, that thinks he's hot but not. He's the kind of person you can call a midget. He's very smart but likes to hide it. He doesn't fit into the crowd, he thinks he's cool by saying things like yeet, and reeeee. He likes to wear dirty clothes, and he smells funny. I guess he's awesome at moleball, he's also very funny. He dose a lot of sports, and if he does a lot of sports I don't know why he's so fat. If you ever see a Hayden run.
by What is up? December 6, 2018
Get the Haydenmug. Hayden is that one guy who is at school searching up his own name because he has nothing better to do.
by Hunter Spoon August 14, 2019
Get the Haydenmug. Guy with a huge penis
by Girl that loves Hayden November 22, 2019
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Get the Haydenmug.