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HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "
P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)
by 00UVD July 31, 2023
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HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.
Oh shit a HP Mo
by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021
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OG HP’s

A group of HOSA students that are going to become the best next gen nurses!
“Did you guys see the OG HP’s graduated? Yeah they’re going to be the next nurses!”
by TheOrignalMamaEggs December 3, 2021
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HP Pavilion Gaming

gaming laptop (NOT THE DESKTOP)
very cool
geforce 1650
144hz screen
16 gb of ram
ryzen 5 5600h
512 gb ssd
999 dollars
insane laptop
Guy: bro did you see micheal? he has a hp pavilion gaming
Friend: yeah bro hes so cool
micheal: gaming
by bob boberson but better July 11, 2022
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Leo HP

Leo HP is a boy who has lots of kindness and empathy
I could not get Leo HP out my head.
by Dat Meme God September 13, 2022
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HP

Some one that has a "Hamster Penis." or a micro dick measuring 5in. And below
Man Austins girl friend sure dose love his HP.
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 14, 2022
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