Gar

A gay car

Do you drive a car or a gar?

by higogogaga May 3, 2023

GAR

GAR

Grand Army of the Republic.

Probably has 1,200,000 million clones.

Led by supreme chancellor Sheev Palpatine, who is also secretly a sith lord.

Divided into different divisions which have different armor colors and led by different jedi generals.

Most of their clones are made of Jango Fett, a bounty hunter.

UK/gɑ ^r/
US/gɑ r/

Widely known for executing order 66.

Most of them were made on Kamino.

Idk what to write here haha GAR haha

by Definitely not real July 11, 2023

2-gar night

A boys night where you smoke 2 cigars, because life has just been so heavy lately

Dude, today was insane... back porch for a 2-gar night

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024

2-gar night

When you have a rough day and smoke 2 cigars in one sitting

Bro, today was insane—definitely a 2-gar night.

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024

Gar

Gar is a recent Filipino slang to refer to someone that is your friend. - It is in the same league as "Parekoy", "Pare, and "Par".

Person 1: "Oy gar, kamusta?".
Person 2: "Okay lang naman gar".

by Nabunake February 12, 2024

B-gar

A budgerigar, or any other bird that looks like a budgie or has a budgie beak.

"Look at the B-gar"
"I hear B-gars"

by Period poo peter April 27, 2025

Gar-Failed

(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.

Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.

by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025