chicken and Granola Bars

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.

My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!

by Liz N'Gina November 2, 2004

Granola Face (Syndrome)

a person that has SEVERE acne and whose face looks alot like granola.

Damn!!! that guy has (a) freaking granola face (syndrome)!!!

by adrianux101 April 14, 2010

Granola bar titties

Long flat titties

Damn! That girl got some tasty granola bar titties!

by Potatolover November 15, 2020

Crunchy fruit granola

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches

by Post_bologna September 14, 2019

nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Granola ass hippy

Rich, hot, hippy, who hugs trees. Did I mention hot. Idk what the granola is but whatevs has. He's hot

BUT HES A HOT FUCKIN GRANOLA ASS HIPPY

by halieisabellarose November 12, 2017

Nature's Valley Granola Bars

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

by Adheesive June 14, 2008