fuck the fuck (ftf)

a variation of what the fuck or wtf, fuck the fuck is a term to be used in circumstances when wtf does not express well enough how pissed off you really are. this is tactfully done by replacing the word what with fuck, and therefore changing the expression from a question to a statement. by using the word fuck at the beginning of any expression, you are thereby implying that everything and everyone mentioned thereafter, is fucked. fuck the fuck covers all bases and clearly suggests that everyone, everything, and the whole situation is fucked.

me at Burger King: could I get a bunch of ketchup with that?
Burger King employee: we're out of ketchup until Tuesday
me: fuck the fuck (ftf)

by J I M M Y M. May 28, 2017

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fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021

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Fuck and Fun

A term used for relationship between two people that just want to fuck and have fun.

John and Mary are just in a fuck and fun relationship.

by mmiqu March 8, 2022

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Fuck you fuck you fuck you

A desperate mating call.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

by WidomBird June 1, 2020

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Fuck a Furry Day

On Nov 29th if you have participated in Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day you are legally obligated to participate in Fuck a Furry Day, in which you fuck a furry, doesn't matter who, you just have to fuck one.

Furry: Have you done Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day?
Stranger: Yeah, why do you ask?
Furry: *Unzipps pants* It's Fuck a Furry Day, so start nuzzling
Stranger: OnO

by Yoyo Kirb November 28, 2020

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