by uttam maharjan August 2, 2011

by mcbigboy February 26, 2018

Having sex with you wife in your sons bed because you know in 15 more years he's going to be doing the same to you.
My son was sleeping over grandpa's house the other night so me and the old lady decided to "pay it forward".
by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

A women's movement similar to Affirmative Action where it simply promotes those with a vagina even if underqualified over their
Male counterparts. While they may be better qualified, they are overlooked because they possess a penis.
Male counterparts. While they may be better qualified, they are overlooked because they possess a penis.
When Wonder Woman was released in 2017, they only allowed women to attend opening weekend costing them thousands in revenue. That's some real Pussy Forward thinking.
by LubeYous June 10, 2017

A term used to address the seriousness of a threat. It can only be used in the most drastic of situations and must be screamed at the top of a person's lungs.
by Matt Crampton July 30, 2010

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.
by sticky tech January 8, 2012

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.
For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.
For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.
Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!
Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!
Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!
Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!
Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!
Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!
Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!
by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009
