Microsoft Minute

A unit of measure where the descriptive term is never the same value and always unknown.

Defined by:
1 = x:y:z
Where x = any number of minutes, y = any number of seconds, z = and number of milliseconds

A: Dude, this Olsen video I'm downloading is gonna be sweet!
B: Awesome man, how long has it got?
A: Ahhh it says 3 minutes to go...
B: Oh man, they're Microsoft Minutes; you'll be there for another hour at least!

by Quilly123 May 19, 2006

Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.

John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!

by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011

mile a minute

1. acting rapidly in a highly agitated way

2. 60 miles per hour

Stop talking a mile a minute and calm down.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

nig minute

A time in which you say give me a nig minute in reality is a hour. Due to you are trying to turn your swag on and turn the ratchet meter up high. With in this nig minute you typically(if a guy) either fucking your friends sister or your girlfriends sister. If you are a girl in that time frame you usually are to panoramic or rednose by saige the gemini or having a nigga go "deep in it" or shaking it "like a rednose". Typically ratchet ass bitches named Bailey, Tiffany, Brittani, Taylor, and Tasha use this word due to ratchatitis is strong with them.

"hey can you wash this hair bleach out of my hair befor it melts my hair out Brittani because Annie is a ratchet bitch that can't do hair" "wait a nig minute Tiffany I'm yiking with bailey to rednose".

"oooh your man Tyler is so fine hop on that" "in a nig minute"

"Tiffany take your ratchet ass over to Cameron and hop on it""in a nig minute"

by Cosmo cunt for life March 18, 2014

Mase Minute

A "mase minute" (v.) Is a term in which someone says they will be "back in a minute," but are back hours later. The terminology comes from the popular hip-hop artist Mase, and his tendency to say "be back in a minute" and never come back.

"Hey I'll be back in just a minute."
"Alright."
*3 hours passes and person 1 finally comes back*
"That was a mase minute."

by Reitheboi December 7, 2018

Past Minute

Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.

Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."

by chadatha January 3, 2011

wait a minute

wait a minute means when you just realize something or someone

oh hi( turns back around) wait a minute who are (giggles) you

by kavon boooi November 19, 2020