Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Fighting Demons

When someone is taking a mean, avengers level threat shit, usually in a public bathroom. You know it gets real when they take their shirt off, most likely sweating to death (if youve ever been in this posistion), when it is a massive chipotle or taco bell sized shit. It's probably going to gas bomb the whole restroom and make it stink for a good 15 minutes, so you want to evacuate the premises.

Bryan: dude dont go into the bathroom, theres someone fighting demons in there.

Trey: oh damn, i told bruce to knock off the chipotle lately, im feeling hella bad for the janitor

by ZzQuixoticzZ October 4, 2021

fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

Fingering

When a man or woman uses their hands and fingers to carress the vagina of another woman. Usually putting 1 or more fingers inside the vagina and stroking the clitoris.

Fingering-That night me and leah came up to my room. i lay on top of her kissing her perfect lips. She was so hot and i cudnt help my hips from gently bucking against her. then she sat up and i got behind her so she was laying against my chest. With help from her, i unzipped her jeans and put my hand down into her warm pants. I put a finger between the stiff labia into her pussy and pulled up and down, in and out she f*ckin loved it.

by kitty kat from the farm July 6, 2011

fighting crime

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.
2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.

1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!
Kitty: Really now?
Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?
Kitty: I was out fighting crime!
*SLAP*

by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009

Extreme Fingering

The act of fingering vigorously hard until the finish. It often involves using four fingers extremely faster than usual. It is often referred to as "eXXXtreme fingering".

"Dude, you hear what he did to Christelle!"
"Fuck yeah man, there was some eXXXtreme fingering going on there!
"Man, Extreme Fingering can be an arm killer!"

by RvBlarg May 2, 2009

fingering

1)part of foreplay that definitely requires an art other than 'sticking your fingers in a pussy' as delineated in previous definitions. many males still don't understand this, but true fingering will also constitute stimulation of the clitoris using fingers. if you are truly talented, you can do both at the same time. we appreciate that ;)

2) it can also refer to the insertion of fingers into the anus, or indeed any cavity, for sexual pleasure and stimulation.

1) "hey, you know that guy I was with on saturday? he was fingering me at the bar!"

2) dude you would not believe this but my mom walked in on me fingering my own ass last night...

by bullwhip June 12, 2006