Ferret Wrenching occurs when you gape open the rectum of a ferret, and proceed to go balls deep. Now that the ferret is snugly wrapped around your Johnson you take their arms and make it cosplay as a machine gun but......instead of bullets, you guessed it! Your hot gooey semen. As you nut, filling the ferret with love the teeth act as a bullet carver, giving you spurts of semen the perfect shape.
Ferret Wrenching
Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.
Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
Sexual act with gargantuan amounts of blood against a ferret.
Last Saturday I released the biggest nut while wrenching my newborn ferret.
by legionisawful November 07, 2017
by Fradley lad November 07, 2017
by Power B May 14, 2003
To enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling sexual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next orgasm or orgasms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like ... well ... like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)
"My roommate brought some guy home, and they were fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! Ferret sex galore! It was awesome!!"
"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"
"Yeah, he acts a little shy, but I can tell by the way he looks at me, that we'll be fucking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! Ferret sex kicks ass!"
by WC Ferret December 19, 2007
by abingdon posse May 21, 2003
A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.
Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.
Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.
by sidddd November 01, 2009
Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.
Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.
by crackleton January 25, 2011