I'll fuck your mouth

A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.

David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"

Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."

David: "but you have syphilis"

Jason: "I got it from your dad"

David: "can you fix this part for me?"

Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"

I'll fuck your mouth by Pontigram March 27, 2012

Go fuck yourself and the balls dry 

To go fuck one's self, (masturbate) until your testicles no longer have and seminal fluid, or you only blow a puff of smoke when masturbating.

Hey asshole, go fuck yourself and the balls dry!

Go fuck yourself and the balls dry by Jim Tucker September 24, 2009

FUCK YOUR GOD

WIDELY USED AS A CURSE IN THE ARAB WORLD WHEN PERSON GET TO THE EDGE OF HIS NERVE

child: can i get 50 lira for the school trip?
parent: YL3N RABAK! (FUCK YOUR GOD!)

FUCK YOUR GOD by freeman43d July 7, 2010

Fuck your mum

What I’m doing right now

“Ay yo I’ma fuck your mum and her pussy is wet!”

Fuck your mum by Urmumsuckingmydick June 28, 2022

fuck your opinion 

Smd just cause ur mad that ur name don't mean shit don't mean u gotta be a hating bitch if u don't fuck with the trend them don't say nun smh

Bitch: Fuck what your name means

Non-bitches: Fuck your opinion

fuck your opinion by ahhahyoumad November 24, 2021

Fuck your friend’s girl day 

On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day

On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends

Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!

Fuck your friend’s girl day by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

National fuck your wife day 

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

National fuck your wife day by I eat my kids April 14, 2020