Ur friend a penis bend

Worse than ur brother a mother

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*

by Toccena March 20, 2018

Put Your Friend In A Box Day

You put your friend in a box. That’s it…

Put Your Friend In A Box Day 👍

by whifl October 9, 2021

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Blue hour friend

A blue hour friend is someone who;

- Tends to keep to themselves.
- Typically likes the rain & stormy weather.
- Is usually very quiet, but when around the right people can be the loudest in the room.
- Will always be there for you when you need them.
- Will usually distance themselves from others when they are in a bad place.

Blue hour friends are friends that you can rely on to be there for you, no matter what.

Amelia: I guess i’m a Blue hour friend.
Rei: Oh? What does that mean?
Amelia: It means i’ll always be there for you :)

by Luna 💫 December 21, 2022

Best Friend

A best friend is someone who is there for you through thick and thin. It's someone who listens and understands you. Someone you can call anytime about anything you feel you need to 'tell' or 'vent'. It's someone who will stand up for you in the times when you need it most, keep your secrets close, and someone you can trust with your life. They will support you in any decision you make even if it's hard for them. It's someone who is there for you as much as they can be and does and says whatever they can to up your mood in down times. You can be your COMPLETE and total self around this person without feeling uncomfortable. You can say or do anything, and your relationship never changes. Someone who literally feels sent from heaven to make your life that much easier. Someone who will do almost anything for you as you would do for them, and someone who loves you no matter what kind of stupid things you do. This person will always want the best for you, as you will always want for them. And as much as people change- Your love with a REAL best friend will never fade through all the phases of life and problems that come a long with it.

When I go through hard times, there is only one person who is there for me no matter what and that actually makes me better, that's my best friend.

by CaliGirl07 December 28, 2011