First World problems

First world problems-When you already have a substantial amount of what you Need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you Want.

"My daddy bought me a car today !!!! . It's not the Mercedes I really wanted but at least it's something :-//// " #first world problems

by Sweetesthoney49 May 12, 2014

first asshole

a person who leaves a comment on something on the internet but leaves no more than ''first comment''

COMMENT BOX:

asshole123: first comment! i win!

999satan666: first asshole!

by t j August 21, 2008

first wave feminism

n. Late 19th and early 20th century movement to gain political rights for women. Includes: voting rights and property rights. Synonymous with real feminism

A: I'm a feminist.
B: Maybe, but you've hijacked the term. I'm a real feminist, first wave feminism. I believe in equal rights for women, but unlike you, I don't blame society for my hardships. I work hard and it shows in my performance. I'm respected by my male peers and control my own life. You play the victim and blame others for being offended.
A: RAPE APOLOGIST!
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by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016

First Ejaculation

The one orgasm you spend your entire life trying to get back.

Damn I remember my first ejaculation it was so intense I almost passed out.

by Fuckingshitassbuttsexhairyass November 29, 2016

fiat money

Money that (a) derives its value entirely from the mandate of the government, and (b) cannot be freely traded. Fiat money is not the same thing as floating currency, because if a floating currency is intrinsically worthless then its lack of worth will be reflected in the forex markets. Fiat money, on the other hand, does not require a disciplined monetary of fiscal policy on the part of the issuing authorities; exchange rates are fixed by decree, which means the state also controls supplies of hard (foreign) currency.

Examples of fiat money include the French revolutionary assignat and the Soviet-era ruble.

by abu yahya September 28, 2008

Quinn's First Law

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.

If we take away guns from the people, there will be less crime.

by FunkyFender February 4, 2004

Han Shot First

References Star Wars (AKA Starwars IV: A New Hope)

1.) Stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.

In the original version of the movie, in the Alien Smuggler's bar, Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.

In the "Special Edition" some badly cut-together rehash has Greedo shooting at Han twice and missing from point blank range.

"I saw it all go down! This giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him..."

"Oh come on man... Han Shot First."

by Eoraptor July 31, 2008