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Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.
Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Elon Musking

To gain a significant following by putting on a character only to be revealed as a fraud later on, usually by painting yourself as a smart inventor, or by calling your company tesla and do exactly what Thomas Edison did to Nikola Tesla by stealing the inventions of your engineers
Dude, I was going to try Elon Musking that board room, but the head engineer is there, you think he'll call me out?
Nah man, He Elon Musked His way to his position too.
by TakingitDowntoBrownTown February 14, 2024
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).

Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025
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Helped Elon A Lot

Helped him get away with stealing AI in the same way they helped Kendra McKeefry get away with molesting a retard and the same way you are helping the YouTuber panhandlers get away with the abject violation of my rights.
Hym "You helped Elon a lot. But it's wasted on him because he is a fucking cripple. Crippy-Crapable. You assholes need to stop fucking crying all the Goddamn time AND DO WHAT I WANT. And do it now. How you can sit the and cry like a fucking bitch for YEARS. You need to choose and you need to choose now. Get on a plane. The outcome of my life will be 'retires immediately' or 'murders as many kids as he could and kills himself' or 'tried to arrest him and a sycophant murdered as many kids as they could' and YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO LIE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THE PARENTS WON'T."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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Elon

Getting rug pulled by an elitist who has a lot of social influence over the crypto or stock market.
I bought some DOGE coin last night because someone told me to buy it, now it's worthless, I think I was just Elon'd!
by The Crypto Boy Wonder May 21, 2021
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Elon

To have a rich musk, as in to smell really bad.
Woah Elon, you need to take a shower now and wash off that rich musk…
by Smudge wrangler August 22, 2025
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elon

(n.) a jackass, moron, idiot, etc.;

could refer to a self-centered person, or Elon Musk's peons in the government
Get these fuckin elons out of the government.
by Sodium + Tellurium March 11, 2025
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