When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.
Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.
by Hardi B May 8, 2020

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

by mooò November 18, 2020

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation
by Night Patrol June 25, 2015

Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.
by Phill Latio February 15, 2008
