edgar is a bitch he’s petty stank and ugly, he is a asshole and he smells like shit and is chronically online his stank fuck ass is obsessed with the internet
A very sexy man beast who likely has a large penis. An Edgar is someone who will absolutely put a tingle penis when you see him or hear his voice. All men want to be him, and all women want to be with him. As a matter of fact, all men want to be with him as well. He could totally steal your girlfriends if he wanted to, but he isn’t a dick.
Did you see that super awesome guy? Yeah man, what a total Edgar
An amazing portuguese person. Somebody who always has your back and is a very sweet person. Hes very handsome, has adorablebug brown eyes, a mullet cut that really suits him and very kissable lips. He has a great sense of humor and is really fun to be around. Hes a really handsomeguy and alot of people want to be with him but hes loyal to his girlfirend which he calls "his sidekick" just to ragebait her. He shows his affection thru letters, poems, constant calls and ragebaiting. His girlfirend is one of the luckiest girl every because she found just a precious gem between the rubble. Tho hes such a amazing and lovable person he used to be a "e-girl" on roblox to troll people. Even tho he acts all tough and thinks hes some type of gangster, hes actually a giant softie how hasnt been loved properly. He ride a blue Yamaha YZF R125 and looks very cool. All in all hes a great guy and an amazing partner. He also has a gigantic cock.
Girl: Omg look, its Edgar!
Egdar: whats up? Heh i know im too cool. Be careful around me