Ewan

a man with a really big penis

Ewan's dick is so big

by Box man_ August 4, 2022

Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023

ewan innes

Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey

Ewan innes is my bowling ball tonight.
Stike after strike with the size of him.

by My nan spoon January 15, 2018

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022

Ewan

The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.

Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute…

by xylam556 June 29, 2022

ewan

a wierdo toe

you are such a ewan

by gdkbjnizfsjnhv January 1, 2023

Ewan

Ewan is a discord mod who leads his kittens to him by playing his flute like the pied piper.

Ewan pookie please don't howl

by Analbeedmastern January 24, 2024