A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners
by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019
Get the Ewan fieldingmug. Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.
He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.
He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.
by buttahdawg December 1, 2023
Get the Ewanmug. Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey
Your sincerely my donkey
by My nan spoon January 15, 2018
Get the ewan innesmug. Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. by Arvinisasmelly April 17, 2023
Get the Ewanmug. 
The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.
by xylam556 June 29, 2022
Get the Ewanmug.