by Badman123455 November 23, 2021

elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
by elyssasswagdog March 12, 2021

Someone who secretly is sus but acts straight in front of his boys. Loves taking it from behind and definitely packs a BBC. Has a huge booty that jiggles when running and definitely is sus when not around his friends.
Dixon has a big booty
by Oneincher69 November 23, 2021

a person who writes weird semi-deep shit on urban dictionary thinking no one will ever see it
a hipster who was hip before it was hip to be hip
a hipster who was hip before it was hip to be hip
by jian gomeshi January 18, 2015

by Anonymous Hsbsjdu February 3, 2020

A real puffin muncher. The Oreo popcorn he ingests leaves sulfur deposits on his tongue. Overall 10/10.
Person 1: just got done with my 10 hour “session” with Dixon Henriquez. My butt still hurts.
Person 2: word
Person 2: word
by Notdamienrice63 February 9, 2024
