No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.
Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord
by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019
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decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december
boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.
by amanda pedle December 2, 2019
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Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts
Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp
by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020
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Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023
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Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day
by Big Dick December October 6, 2020
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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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