last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.
Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord
by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019

by amanda pedle December 2, 2019

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts
by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.
Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”
Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”
by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

by Big Dick December October 6, 2020

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
