DESI is probably the BEST friend I have ever met in my life. Words can’t describe how much she means to me as a friend. She is the kindness, funniest, and most caring person in the whole world. I can always talk to her cause she’s so understanding and amazing in every way! Honestly I don’t know where I’ll be right now if it wasn’t for her. Every day I look forward to our calls and chats while we play games and watch shows together. She helps me through the toughest times and she always makes my life a thousand times better. If u ever meet desi u better treat her like a queen with respect. anyways ILYSM DESI AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
by .rioo. April 14, 2021
Get the DESI IS AMAZING IDIOTS mug.People who are original from India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Maldives, Nepal and Bhoutan or/and from an ethnic group original from the countries mentionned (ex: bengali, punjabi, gujarati, etc.) obviously couldn't mention all of them since desis are extremely diverse.
*Afghanistan may be included sometimes but not all afghans consider themselves desi.
*If someone immigrates to a desi country or is born there but is not ethnically desi they do NOT become desi. Just as if a desi is born in morroco for example they obviously don't become arab.
*Afghanistan may be included sometimes but not all afghans consider themselves desi.
*If someone immigrates to a desi country or is born there but is not ethnically desi they do NOT become desi. Just as if a desi is born in morroco for example they obviously don't become arab.
by Luke Chesterfield June 6, 2021
Get the Desi mug.A Cuban actor, musician, producer, and bandleader. He played Ricky Ricardo on the American television sitcom I Love Lucy, in which he co-starred with his wife Lucille Ball.
He served as president of Desilu studios 1950- 1962
Desi created the 3 camera setup for sitcoms
He served as president of Desilu studios 1950- 1962
Desi created the 3 camera setup for sitcoms
by OG Daddy December 28, 2024
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(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
(noun)
The Southall site special. Happens when the lads finish a long day laying bricks, crack open a lukewarm Kingfisher, and someone (always Gurdeep) bends Choda over the edge of a Punjab Skip. These skips are legendary — piled high with broken wardrobes, fagged-out mattresses, and that one mystery fridge buzzing like it’s possessed.
Harps is still in his hi-viz, pounding him raw like he’s tilling fields in Punjab, while Dhunna’s slapping his arse cheeks so hard they echo off the corrugated metal. Manvir’s got his phone out, geotagging “Southall Broadway” with the caption “ploughman’s lunch, served fresh.” The whole time, Gurdeep hasn’t even dropped his sandwich — one hand ploughing, the other hand munching on a sweaty cheese & pickle sarnie from Tesco like it’s part of the ritual.
By the end, the skip’s rocking like a dhol drum, Tesco’s meal deal wrappers are stuck to someone’s back, and the stench of sweat, Red Bull, cheddar, and disappointment hangs over the yard.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
“Fam, I caught these lot after work doing the Desi Ploughman’s in a Punjab Skip — man’s hi-viz was still zipped up, steel toe boots on, and he was eating a cheese and pickle sandwich mid-stroke.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
Get the Desi Ploughman’s mug.I thought Jacko was gonna come for a beer this arvo? Nah mate his ex missus rocked up and he done a desi ..
by The nude posty September 10, 2025
Get the Done a desi mug.When a chick gets banged hard or totally destroyed by a South Asian guy (from India, Pakistan, Nepal, "Bang"ladesh or Sri Lanka and maybe the Maldives. You could also count Afghanistan but the opinions might be divided on those last two so I would primarily focus on the first five South Asian countries.
It's basically like the South Asian version of the term Blacked or Bleached when a girl gets totally destroyed by a black or white guy.
It's basically like the South Asian version of the term Blacked or Bleached when a girl gets totally destroyed by a black or white guy.
Wow, did you hear? She told me she got totally destroyed by that Indian Punjabi guy last week!
Jessica is such a slut for Desied sessions, she'd do anything to get her hands on a handsome Pakistani or Bangladeshi when she feels bored.
I wish there was a Desied studios doing the same amount of professional work as Blacked!
Well if that Chinese girl got destroyed by a mixed-race guy from California she might be Bleached and Desied at the same time because his parents are white and south Asian.
Desied/Desi'd is basically the South Asian version of Blacked
Jessica is such a slut for Desied sessions, she'd do anything to get her hands on a handsome Pakistani or Bangladeshi when she feels bored.
I wish there was a Desied studios doing the same amount of professional work as Blacked!
Well if that Chinese girl got destroyed by a mixed-race guy from California she might be Bleached and Desied at the same time because his parents are white and south Asian.
Desied/Desi'd is basically the South Asian version of Blacked
by Ellie_Lover69 October 9, 2025
Get the Desied/Desi'd mug.When you bouta hit em with hezi but its just the little head bobble the indians do, that’s the desi hezi
by Ang from 29th May 28, 2025
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