Derek

Someone who excessively vapes and raves at 4 am instead of sleeping. He tells people he’s not gay but everyone knows he is and it’s so obvious

goddammit derek stop vaping when my moms around!! you keep making her think you’re gay

by mrawesome21 October 25, 2017

Derek

Someone that won't do anything without his fathers approval, and can not hang out with anyone unless his significant other is along for the ride. He also rides a green Harley Davidson.

If you ride a green Harley, don't be a Derek.

by JBONE2315 May 13, 2016

Derek

An anorexic looking dude, yet still believes to be the strongest wisest human out there.

Luis: Heyy have u seen Derek today?
Jan: The skinnywalker??
Luis: yea him
Jan: I think j saw him shooting obey the walrus 2!
Luis:(laughs) k thanks g

by Da_real_rex September 14, 2016

Derek

Eww a clown. Very artistic but vsco... SSKSKSKSKSSK DONT name your kid this.. AND very gay as he will be in hell because he scares many kids away with the face of a clown 🤡

Erika: AHHHH
Derek: WhAt!
Erika: it you!
Derek: .
Erika you must be called Derek cause like skskssk ewww

by Obese booty Judy November 4, 2019

Derek

a chinky man child who never stops eating. he doesn't fit into society and many think hes an alien

Dude, did you see that weird guy in the corner eating candy? He's such a Derek.

by supersnazzysnacks April 3, 2017

The Derek

When ones Underbite exceeds all natural laws of physics

Kid#1 : Damn that kids underbite is fucking huge

Kid #2 : yeah my dad calls those The Derek

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

derek

amazing in everyway possible, sexy body, good at everything, nice, the best boy you will meet, good taste in music, a monkey, a geek but in a cute way, talented, strong, smart yet dumb at times, and just overall an amazing person.

kid: DUDE, did you here?! Derek punched through the brick wall in school!
other kid: Well, that's Derek for ya..

by Katrek Fosends March 19, 2011