One one
the biggest jerks you could ever meet,
often referred to as a
manwhore
Derek is a hore and
dates all kinds of sluts
DEREK IS A
STANKY HOE. HE LOVES BALD HEADS AND CHILDREN. HE LICKS BALD HEADS
ALL THE TIME. HES OBSESSED WITH TDS. HE SMELLS SO BAD I CAN SMELL HIM FROM ALASKA.HES A ROUGIE AND HES
UGLY AS FUCK. HES SOOOO UGLYYYYYYYYYY. BUT HES MY KITTEN WITTEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY IM IN LOVE WITH BUT BRO HES SO ANNOYING
''omfg derek is annoying'' ''ong bro''