The contest is being held duel-weekly
by xXdrewbaccaXx July 16, 2009
Get the duel-weekly mug.A brash, yet gentlemanly way to settle an argument. Should one accept the challenge, both participants face their backs to eachother and walk three paces. On the third pace both men face eachother, drop trow, and vigorously masturbate to completion. The winner is the first man to blow his load. Bonus points for ejaculating onto the other competitor.
Hey, did you hear about how mad Jason was when his GF was grinding on Tyrone? Good thing they settled it like men with a San Francisco Duel! Jason never saw it coming!!!
by Rumpleforezkin July 8, 2025
Get the San Francisco Duel mug.When two gay men have intercourse with each other’s groin folds simultaneously in a race to finish first.
Alan and Bill were both suffering from hemorrhoids so they celebrated their anniversary with a pitcher’s duel.
by LittleBigMoney October 10, 2024
Get the Pitcher’s Duel mug.a "game" somesorts where madness combat animators pass a .fla file around each other with grunts fighting, why grunts tho, ocs better.
by Rogue-3 June 6, 2021
Get the Madness Duels mug.blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids
#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
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GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.
Long Live 3fi
#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist
GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.
Long Live 3fi
*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"
by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022
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Get the Bow duels mug.Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.
Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.
Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.
Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.
Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.
Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.
Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.
Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024
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