Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

Dentist

that bitch that tells you to open your mouth and the proceeds to talk to u

Dentist: okay open your mouth
kid:*opens mouth*
Dentist:WIDER KID
kid:*opens mouth wider*
Dentist: ...
kid: ...
Dentist: SO hows your day going?
kid: o reli bah ih dihint waht toh goh tooh tha detish

by May 28, 2022

Dentist

A person qualified to treat the diseases and conditions that affect the teeth and gums, especially the repair and extraction of teeth and the insertion of artificial ones.

Mom do I have my dentist appointment today?

by IMgaine September 27, 2021

Dentist

Code word for a booty call with Stephanie.

‘I was at the dentist.’ -Andrew

by yesh117 January 02, 2019

Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023

Dentist

A place where you are constantly frightened to go because you fear when you leave you will have no teeth left and your lips will be sucked into you mouth

James: dude I gotta go to the dentist
Mike : bye.

by Constantly fucked May 20, 2020

THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist

by The_crack_baby February 12, 2022