crotch crickets

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

ghetto cricket

The sound a smoke detector makes when a new battery is needed

Your ghetto cricket needs its battery changed.

by anonymous February 18, 2023

panty crickets

STDs--crabs, scabbies, etc...

Don't let dirty boys touch you, or you will get panty crickets.

by BSpears December 16, 2007

Cricket score

In association football, when a strong team is dominating or expected to dominate over a weaker team, the pundits/commentators often come up with the phrase "this could be a cricket score". This means that they think the match is expected to be one sided and could end in a big win for the stronger team by a large goal margin e.g. 6-0, 7-0, 9-0. The term originates from the popular game of cricket, where high scores are normal.

Having smashed San Marino 13-0 last September, Germany are expected to run up a cricket score but the German camp are doing their best to talk down any prospects of a big win.

by weirdwizardworder May 22, 2017

Mud cricket

A typical midwestern skank with a bald tire around around her waist and a “white claw” in her hand floating down the river while giving her cousin a reach around. Often found driving a 2WD Chevy k1500 full of rust with camo seat covers. These females Will pay you cash to suck the meat off your dick. Often mistaken as “river rats” a mud cricket is a lot more dangerous. Not only do they have crotch crickets in there pants they have mud pies in there pussies. They can be found at most lakes and rivers, but there most favorite are the creeks.

“Yo dom check out that mud cricket over there, I bet she can eat an apple through a picket fence”

by Ohyeahfuckya June 26, 2019

crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

by ACannon April 8, 2008

Cricket phone

Used to describe a shitty phone or when a phone has bad service. Derives from the phone service cricket for having limited coverage and just be blantantly cheap as hell.

Radio DJ: So who do we have on the phone to request are next song?!!
Caller: Maria sa...*static*
Radio DJ: what
caller: *static* sorry Maria sa...
Radio DJ: Man you gotta get rid of that damn cricket phone!

by GSMftw3333 August 25, 2009