cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

Crackernacker

An absolute dimwit. Knows nothing at all, nothing. Often used as an insult.

Hey, did you see that crackernacker over there? What an idiot!

by Villager8Games June 5, 2018

Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

by meatbaggie November 9, 2019

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021

cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.

Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!

by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024