cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

Cosmic prejudice

The act of being judged for your astological sign.

"Oh, you're a sagittarious? I know all about your type" (they just met) "No actually you don't and I don't appreciate your cosmic prejudices against me

by HighimSkylar June 1, 2023

cosmic custodian

One who sees life through a lens of universal loving kindness....and whose work is to make this love visible.

As she approached life through a lens of universal loving kindness, he truly saw her as a cosmic custodian...

by Sonder Life September 15, 2019

Cosmic Lick

When people are playing games to humiliate you, and in turn, they are humiliated themselves

The universities realized by the games they were playing, that Cosmic Lick was their karma.

by whatiamibutyourreflection October 24, 2019

Cosmic Olympism

A new age Hellenic polytheistic religion / philosophy where the Greek / Roman gods come from The Cosmos-not Earth, where logic / open-mindedness is an utmost important virtue and where a main point in life is to inspire humanity to clock The Kardashev Scale (to become closer to the gods).

In Cosmic Olympism, the gods created The Universe and Gaia gave birth to The Earth, (thereupon a part of her became it).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 29, 2023

the Cosmic Udic

The uncanny connection between Urban Dictionary word of the day and something going on in your life or something you just heard about from several unrelated people, or something you've been trying to express but didnt have a word for.

Also the unseen powerful all knowing deity that controls that kind of thing in cyberspace.

" OMG I was just like talking to MBF about Sex In the City and shopping when she told me the word of the day was shoe whore!
I am so there!!"

OMG the Cosmic Udic!

by lynnyoga October 11, 2009

Cosmic Dumbass

Someone who is beyond stupid. In a form of ungodly stupidity

You're a Cosmic Dumbass for thinking that was the right thing to do

by Dynamic Retard February 12, 2021