crickhowell

a place full of middle class whites that enjoy organic parsnips from waitrose and own more than 2 properties. lovely place. sad tho that so many chavs are living here now bc they ruin it.

dude 1: where r u from
dude 2: crickhowell
dude 1: thats totally whack man

by red indigo bossman June 5, 2017

Cricket eater

Someone who enjoys the simple life

Some people are just fine being cricket eaters their whole lives

by Mxprd April 22, 2018

Cricketing

The simple act of slipping into bed and rubbing your legs together to enjoy the comfy, coziness.

"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

Cricklade

A town were everything’s fine at surface level. But when you look deeper it’s full of druggies, slags and year 7 roadmen. It’s also full of people who walk to the local Londis in their pjs for their morning wkd blue. Can also be refuted to as “cracklade”.

Person 1: you’re fit, where do you live?
Person 2: cricklade.
Person 1: nevermind...

by Elseybob November 30, 2019

CricketMan

Cricket man is the smartest person in the galaxy and happens to be the protector of the universe.
Cricket man is stronger than Shaggy as he has infinite power, he happens to be ruv from hit series friday night funkin.

He protects the universe for one thing,
Mac and Cheese.
He resides with a puny trainer haha funni.

Person 1:I love Cricketman I simp and give my money to ruv from friday night funkin.
Person 2:WHO STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT.
Person 3:Bazinga

by AuntieMC October 10, 2021

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

Silver cricket

An elderly gray haired stripper that doesn’t shave her legs

I just finished my shift at the Ford plant, I’m looking forward to seeing Maude my favorite silver cricket at the club. The sound her legs make when she rubs them together sounds just like a cricket.

by kadongo March 4, 2018