Conrad Veidt

Objectively the greatest person to ever live. The OG goth. Amazing actor. Most based man alive in the 1930s.

Women fight for Conrad Veidt!

by lighthouseacrossthebay October 20, 2025

Conrad

Conrad is a state of being, not a person. Never a person.

"Wow that guy must be Conrad right now"
"Ikr"

by TrebuchetIsGod March 22, 2021

to pull a conrad

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016

Conrad

When you’re just about to go to bed and you wanna spend time with somebody. So you kinda miss them, but you’ve never met them so you can’t miss them.

I I think I’m doing a Conrad tonight

by Secret person 007 February 9, 2022

Conrad Pollock

someone who is incredibly addicted to video games, especially War Thunder
he has withdrawal symptoms if he goes one day without playing it

"conrad pollock" you say? well, he probably is filipino, plays war thunder, gets no bitches and has little to none rights

by z1gmaster32 May 25, 2023

Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

conrad

the definition of mixed signals

adison: “omg he says he wants to chose this girl over me but then comes running back and THEN leaves me on read”
jack: “wow that’s such a conrad thing to do”

by urdaddotcom January 20, 2022