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committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean
WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???
by s22jjames December 17, 2018
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Committing Templicide

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."
by caro...7788 February 22, 2012
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Commit arson at

to commit arson onto an individual. phrase is usually followed by the person's preferred pronouns or names.
by ketchup supremacy March 18, 2021
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committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.
Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!
by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009
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commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com
12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit
by dearest123 October 14, 2011
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Committed Relation

A committed relationship is when a boy and girl or boy and boy or girl and boy or non-binary and girl or non-binary and boy or non-binary and non-binary loves someone so much they want to make the relationship perfect and make it last until they die or in other meanings”.
by Α January 13, 2022
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